Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third mans turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, To hell with your canoes!
Cannibal: Mom, mom, Ive been eating a missionary and I feel sick! Mom: Well, you know what they say – you cant keep a good man down!
Cannibal Boy: Ive brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and well have him tomorrow.
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but Im tired of getting stuck for drinks!
A cannibals dilemma: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that shes too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that shes to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman. sure son the father replied, drooling. Well take her home and eat you mother!
A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, You can’t eat me, I’m the manager! Well, said the cannibal, soon you’ll be a manager in chief.
1st Cannibal: I dont know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot?
Well, children, said the cannibal cooking teacher. What did you make of the new English teacher? Burgers, maam.