Category Archives: Car Dealership Jokes

A businessman walked into a New York City bank…

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan.

 

The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there.

 

Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41.

 

The loan officer said, “We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?”

 

The business man replied: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?”

A little boy and girl are in a bathtub…

A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: “What’s that?” and they both reply: “I’ll ask my parents.”

 

So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: “Son, that’s your car. You park it in a girls garage.”

 

The girl goes home and says: “what’s that?” The mother says: “That’s your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it.”

 

The next day they are again in the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls “garage”. But then the girl remembers what her mom said.

 

5 minutes later, the girl comes to the mom with blood all over her. The mother asks her what was wrong and she said: “Mommy, a boy tried to put his car in my garage, but I popped his two back tires.”

 

I went to a couple of car dealerships last week…

I went to a couple of car dealerships last week. At first I stopped at was Kia. Well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right. 

 

Then I went to a Ford dealer. I didn’t really find anything I liked, but every car had a pair of shoes in the trunk.

 

At last I went to the Chevy dealer. Well I see one that I like. The dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk. Disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said: “Well, theres something missing.”

 

The dealer puzzled asks: “What?”

 

I said: “At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car!”

 

Smiling the dealer says: “That’s so they can walk home!”

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking ass!”

 

Too late – he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

 

“That’s okay,” the blonde replied, “I have a very similar problem … If I don’t sell more ass this month, I’m going to lose my fucking car!”