Why was the cat so small? Because it only ate condensed milk!
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit? They are both ginger nuts!
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was some money in the kitty!
Why do tomcats fight? Because they like raising a stink!
Why do cats chase birds? For a lark!
Why do black cats never shave? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Why did the cat sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Why did the cat put the letter M into the fridge? Because it turns ice into mice!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!