Why was the cat so small? Because it only ate condensed milk!
Category Archives: Cat Jokes
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit? They are both ginger nuts!
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was some money in the kitty!
Why do tomcats fight?
Why do tomcats fight? Because they like raising a stink!
Why do cats chase birds?
Why do cats chase birds? For a lark!
Why do black cats never shave?
Why do black cats never shave? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Why did the cat sleep under the car?
Why did the cat sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge?
Why did the cat put the letter M into the fridge? Because it turns ice into mice!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!