Brother: Did you put the cat out? Sister: Why, is it on fire?
A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man I cant believe what Im seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!! The man replied Nah lady this cats not clever at all Im beating it 6 games to 1
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. Excuse me, he said tothe cat in charge, Can you get milk stains out? Sure, repliedthe cat. Well have that stain licked in a minute!
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!
Doctor, said the patient, I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!How long have you had this problem? the doctor asked.Lests see, said the patient, Mom had the litter in 41