Q: What was sex like for Michael? A: Like taking candy from a baby.
Q: Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll? A: It comes in a little can.
Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat? A: Throw me the bouy!!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun!
Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy? A: It was just a slip of the tongue.
Q: Why did Michael invite Macaulay Culkin to the house? A: He’s like the little boy he never had.
Q: Who was Michael Jackson’s favorite poet? A: Emily Dick in son.
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson’s toaster? A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.
Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich? A: It’s a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was taken to the Emergency Room? A: He was choking on a small bone!