Category Archives: Children’s Sayings

I knowed

I’d been umming and aahing for a while what to have for lunch, and I’d been saying to myself “I don’t know what I want to have for lunch” while I was doing it.

 

Miss 4 being far less indecisive came up to me and said “I thinked about what to have for lunch and I knowed.”

Clever pancakes

Last night I asked my 3yr old for the iPad to look at my pancake recipe, she replied “don’t you know that my daddy is very clever and doesn’t need the computer to make pancakes!” My husband uses a pancake bottle to make them! I was cooking them from scratch!

Drive me crazy

me: you drive me crazy

master 3: I’m not driving you! I’M NOT DRIVING YOU! You are not a car, and you don’t have a steering wheel on your tummy. I’m not driving you, you are not a car, you are mummy.

..can’t debate his powers of reasoning, can we?