Q: What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee? A: Java the Hut!
Q: Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee? A: Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . “He-brews”
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A: Sanka
Q: What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore? A: Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
Q: Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee? A: Because they have Italian titles for everything!
Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso.
Q: What is best Beatles song? A: Latte Be!
Q: Why is Starbucks removing the trans-fat from their menu? A: Because they want that Frappacino to pad your ass without clogging your arteries!
Q: Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage? A: Because it’s GROUNDS for divorce!
Q: Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee? A: Because according to the Torah He Brews!