How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
Cow: Why dont you shoo those flies? Bull: Ill let them go barefoot!
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure Ive heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones! the farmer answered.
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!