Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.
Why did the cowboys car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.
Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.
Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.
Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.
Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school? The deputy head!