Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldnt keep his calves together!
Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horses name is Friday!
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral, Joe began. You mean the parking lot, interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. I walked up the trail to the door, Joe continued. The sidewalk to the door, Charlie corrected him. Inside the door, I was met by this dude, Joe went on. That would be the usher, Charlie explained. Well, the usher led me down the chute, Joe said. You mean the aisle, Charlie said. Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there, Joe continued. Pew, Charlie retorted. Yeah, recalled Joe. Thats what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, theyd cut the rope and hed drop into the river and drift out of sight They put the first cowboy in the noose, but he was so sweaty and greasy he slipped out, fell in the river and swam to freedom. They tied the noose around the second cowboys head. He, too, oozed out of the rope, dropped into the river and got away. As they dragged the third Texan to the scaffold, he resisted, Please! Would yawl tighten that noose a little bit? I cant swim!
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.Excuse me, sir, said the police officer, who are you?My names Tex, officer, said the cowboy. eh? said the police officer, Are you from Texas? Nope, Louisiana. Louisiana? So why are you called Tex? Dont want to be called Louise, do I .
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, Ah shore do, wardn. Ahd be mighty grateful ifn yood play Achy Breaky Heart fur me bahfore ah hafta go.Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that, says the warden. He turns to the biker, And you, biker, whats your last request?That you kill me first.