Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.
Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him.Apparently, just to anger him.
Why do pens get sent to prison? To do long sentences!
Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why are burglars such good tennis players? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!
Who was the worlds greatest thief? Atlas, because he held up the whole world!
Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter.