Who is the biggest gangster in the sea? Al Caprawn!
When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything – desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.
When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.
Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.
What was the parrot doing in prison? It was a jail-bird!
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.
What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.
What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar.
What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all? A going-away party.