The judge said to his dentist: Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

Young lady to father Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor? Dentist Why father? We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!

Young Charlie to dentists sexy chariside assistant Aha! Are you the lady orthodontist?. The lady replied No, but I’ll straighten anyones teeth

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentists window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why does a dentist seem moody?Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring.

Why do dentists like potatoes?Because they are so filling.

Why didnt the dentist ask his secretary out?…He was already taking out a tooth

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I dont see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!