Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Draculas dentist.
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, Thank goodness my work is completed. Im so glad to have found a painless dentist and one whos so gentle and understanding too. When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, Oh, that was just my Mother.
Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station
Whats worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.
What was the dentist doing in Panama?…Looking for the Root Canal
What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth Hurty!
What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.
What is a dentists office? A filling station.
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?…Caps and robbers