Category Archives: Dentist Jokes

A man went to his dentist…

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?The man replies, all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious … Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.Well, says the dentist, thats probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. Its eaten away your upper plate. Ill make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.Why chrome? asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, Its simple. Everyone knows that … theres no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!

I want a tooth pulled…

A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain because Im in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.Youre a brave man, said the dentist. Now, show me which tooth it is.The husband turns to his wife and says, Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.

Could you help me?

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasnt all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I dont want to miss the four oclock ball game.

Good God!

Open wider. requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. Good God! he said startled. You’ve got the biggest cavity Ive ever seen – the biggest cavity Ive ever seen. OK Doc! replied the patient. I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice. I didn’t ! said the dentist. That was the echo.

Hundred dollars!

I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!Yes, replied the dentist, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office.