Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?Thats when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Why dont more dinosaurs join the police force? They cant hide behind billboards.
Why dont dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they dont step on other dinosaurs.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees? Theres nothing else to climb in the jungle.
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
Whats red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork!