What followed the dinosaur? Its tail!
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night? Bronto-snore-us!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore!
Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)
Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?A: Because she had no guts!
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.