Question: Whats the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.
Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.
Q: How many divorces does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house.
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someones going to lose their trailer…
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.
Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he’d stepped out for a beer on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.
Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the other woman in her husbands life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?Well, yes, acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, but I couldn’t help it. Couldn’t help it? asked the lawyer derisively. Hows that? Mr. Evans deceived me. Exactly what do you mean?See, when we signed in, she explained, he told the motel clerk I was his wife.
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife wont give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog bit him.