Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.
Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why doesn’t a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?Because hes the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat? Cats cant drive!
Why do dogs wag their tails? Because no one else will do it for them!
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.
Why do dogs run in circles? Because its hard to run in squares!
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? Because you cant bury them in trees!