How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he mistyped the e-mail address.
In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the E-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow’s 18-year-old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on with a message.
It reads: Dear Love, I just got here. Everything is all set for your arrival tomorrow! Can’t wait to see you.
Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here!
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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the question.
Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?
She was always using fowl language.
I’ve lost my dog!
Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?
Don’t be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer.
How do you manage that?
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
When do e-mails stop being in black and white?
When they are read.
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, ‘What’s up, Doc? What’s up, Doc?’
Check for bugs in your system.
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?