What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!
Why is an elephant braver than a hen? Because the elephant isn’t chicken!
Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs!
Why don’t elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice!
Why do the elephants have short tails? Because they cant remember long stories!
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very difficult to aim.
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they’re easier to get at the ballpark.
Why do elephants live in the jungle? Because its out of the high rent district.