How do you fit five elephants into a car? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert? You get very lumpy ice cream!
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!
Bill:My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant. Bert:Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.
An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the elephant — first his legs and then up all over his body. When the elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on the elephant hung on close to the elephants neck, the ones on the ground began to yell, Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, You know you really need helpYes I do, said the elephant, get this kid off my foot !