Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they wont step on the fish.
Why do elephants have trunks? Because they’ve no pockets to put things in!
Why do elephants have trunks? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases!
Why do elephants eat raw food? Because they don’t know how to cook!
Why do elephants do well in school? Because they have a lot of grey matter!
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in the cherry tree!
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colors? Because he wanted to hide in the coloring box!
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain? To stop getting wet!
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!