Why is Russia a very fast country? Because the people are always Russian!
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts? Its too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Why dont mexicans have barbeques? The beans keep slipping through the grill.
Why dont Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?-The Aggie drove through a car wash
Where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. And the Americans, they are so friendly! he concluded. Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, …. Jose, can you see?
Whats the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!