Whats the national anthem of Puerto Rico? Attention K-Mart shoppers…
Whats the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte
Whats the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, If you dont eat it, Ill kill you.A Jewish mother says, If you dont eat it, Ill kill myself.
What language do they speak in Cuba?Cubic!
What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.
What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
What is the Cuban national anthem? Row Your Boat!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.