A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…the bartender looks up and says where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies Over in Africa, theres millions of them !!!
Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. I aint got one, Sir. You’re in England.now, Bud. Not ain’t, haven’t. I haven’t got a pencil. You haven’t got a pencil. They haven’t got a pencil.Gee! said Bud. Pop said things were tough in this country, but I didn’t know pencils were so hard to come by.
Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces? Because they’re stupid, said her friend.