Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?

Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. 

Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.

How did your mom know you hadn’t washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. 

“When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile,” she said.

“Why, was he disappointed with the view?”

“No, he fell over the edge.

Boy: You’ve got a face like a million dollars. 

Girl: Have I really? 

Boy: Yes ? it’s green and wrinkly.

A little boy came running into the kitchen. “Dad, dad,” he said, “there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face.”

“Tell him you’ve already got one,” said his father.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? 

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. 

“What’s that for?” she asked. 

“To make me beautiful,” came the reply. 

Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. 

“Doesn’t work, does it?” was her comment.