Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?

Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. 

Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.

How did your mom know you hadn’t washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. 

“When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile,” she said.

“Why, was he disappointed with the view?”

“No, he fell over the edge.

Boy: You’ve got a face like a million dollars. 

Girl: Have I really? 

Boy: Yes ? it’s green and wrinkly.

A little boy came running into the kitchen. “Dad, dad,” he said, “there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face.”

“Tell him you’ve already got one,” said his father.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? 

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.