One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor’s fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
One who always has several farts in reserve
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
One who farts but blames the dog.
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.