Category Archives: Father’s Day Jokes

By tradition…

By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father’s Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he’s dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower — which means they are living but wish they were dead.

Where’s Dad?

Father’s Day is the day we honor dear old dad only if we can find him. Good places to look for: – At the golf course — in the rough.
– At the bank — cursing the ATM machine.
– On top of the house — trying to trying to hook up the dish before the game starts.
– Under the car — watching the oil drip.
– At the hardware store, bragging to a total stranger about his kids.