Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. Pull the pin like a hand grenade, he explained, then depress the trigger to release the foam.Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.The instructor hinted, Like a hand grenade, remember?In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin — and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.
What did the firemans wife get for Christmas? A ladder in her stocking!
What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? Holy smoke!
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop…suddenly the Towns Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, Hey, Tom, I didnt know you were a fireman!Tom replied, Im not, but my girlfriends husband is…
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather wasmisrable and they hadnt seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to playa game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said that does it! I amgoing out to get me a deer. Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. Thecaptain and chief asked, how did you get that? The rookie replied, I walked out fifty feet, followed sometracks and shot this buck. The captain then said, Ive had enough of this I am going to get my deer. Hecame back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The chief asked, how did you get that? The captain replied,I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck. The chief not wanting to be out donesaid I am out of here, I am g oing to bag the biggest buck of the day. He came back an hour later, all mangledup and bloody. The rookie and captain asked, what happened to you? The chief replied, I walked out therefive hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a train.
There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of theblaze, and he would give 10,000 dollars to the department that got the formula. An hour later no ground wasgained and a mutual aid call was put out. When 12 departments couldnt subdue the blaze the owner saw thishe raised the reward to 100,000 dollars. Suddenly a small town department drove their truck right into the fireand emerged 10 minutes later with the formula. When asked what they would do with the money one said,Get them damn brakes fixed we figure.
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars.However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave.As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, Dont worry… its just the dispatcher toning him out.
The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!The cups man! Save the cups! cries George.Uh, the fire hasnt spread to the canteen yet, sir.