Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, What do you really want, Son? The Son said, A Mickey Mouse Outfit. With that, the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from the neighboring Fire Department.
Q: Why dont Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
Q: What word begins with the letter F and ends in UCK?A: FIRETRUCK.
Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.
Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).
Q. What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus? A. FireWeb …. of course!
Q. How do you put out a fire? A. Take away the HEAT, FUEL, OXYGEN, or the CHIEF!
Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.