Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!
Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
Why is a fish easy to weigh? Because it has its own scales!
Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside.
Why are gold fish orange? The water makes them rusty!
Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!
Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
Why are fish no good at tennis? They don’t like to get too close to the net!
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?