Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear? Because they have electric eels!
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea? Jack the kipper!
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,Are there any gators around here?! Naw, the man hollered back, they ain’t been around for years! Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,Howd you get rid of the gators? We didn’t do nothing, the beachcomber said. The sharks got em.
Which fish go to heaven when they die? Angelfish!
Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish – It always looks sharp!
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn’t matter – any old plaice will do.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin!
Where do fish come from? Finland!
Where are most fish found? Between the head and the tail!