Category Archives: Food Jokes

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish…

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, Please help yourself. The other one said Okay, and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish! The other one replied, What are you complaining for; you have it, dont you?

Wheres the toilet?

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. Hey, man, he said, wheres the toilet? Go down the hall and turn left, replied the headwaiter. When you see the sign marked Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in.