Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. Ill have a hamburger please. Burger! she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. Make that well done. Waitress turned away again. Torture it! she yelled.

Why was the restaurant called Out of this World? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!

Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I dont know – friendly thing isnt he !

Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until Ive finished my meal.

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, Please help yourself. The other one said Okay, and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish! The other one replied, What are you complaining for; you have it, dont you?

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldnt make up their minds about what they wanted to eat.Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, Just bring them bread and water.One of the little boys looked up and quavered, Can I have ketchup on it?

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: Pass me the honey, Honey.The English husband says to his wife: Pass me the sugar, Sugar.The [you name it] husband says to his wife: Pass me the steak, Dumb cow.

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. Hey, man, he said, wheres the toilet? Go down the hall and turn left, replied the headwaiter. When you see the sign marked Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in.