This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn’t say how far to separate them.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Artichokes … are just plain annoying … After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual ‘food’ out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead.
1. Ask for last months specials.
2. Place your order in three different languages if you don’t know any, make them up.
3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired.
4. Order a whopper from McDonalds, when they say they don’t have whoppers insist that they do. If they still argue demand to see a manager then when you talk to them order a normal meal and say i don’t know what’s up with kids these days.
5. Go to any burger joint and order Chinese.
6. When ordering in the drive through, ask if its happy hour on draft beer.
7. In summer turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music while ordering in drive through.
8. Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and order.
9. Go through the drive through in reverse, again.
10. Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out of car, get jack out of trunk and proceed to rotate tires.
11. Check oil in drive through, possibly touch up the windscreen with some glass cleaner.
12. Walk up to drive through window with hands in the air like your holding onto a steering wheel.
13. Go through drive through and ask for directions to the place you’re at.
14. Go through drive through naked, excluding the rabbit slippers of course!
15. Go inside and ask in a load voice if they got rid of the Ebola problems they’ve been having
16. Argue with your passenger (that’s not there) and continue until you pay.
17. When they ask if that will be all tell them to hold on, your dog won’t make up his mind.
18. After eating half your meal return it and say you got the wrong thing and ask for a refund.
19. As you’re pulling away and they say Have a nice day! (with that retarded smile) put the car in reverse and ask them what the hell that’s supposed to mean.
20. Order something from one fast food place then go to another drive through when they give you your food take one bite and say No thank you
this tastes better (pointing to bag from other place), may i have my money back.
21. Play name that tune with person taking the order.
22. Pretend your deaf and order in sign language.
23. Go through Taco Bell order the 7 layer burrito. When they repeat your order ask if each layer of the burrito is sold separately.
24. When they ask how you are today proceed by telling them about your diarrhea problems, most likely due to the burger you bought from them yesterday and the day before that.
25. Go through a drive through after they tell you to pull to the window drive past it and go inside to get your order.
Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A
mama cat and her kitten were walking by.
The kitten complained, Mama, I’m sooo hungry, what can we
To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, How
about some Baskin Robbins?