Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:(Lunch is on me!)
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I dont tip, either.
Once a man went to a restaurant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: I dont lay egg sir I just lay table!
Janes father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As hed spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog? Gosh! exclaimed Jane, Are we getting a dog?
Is your food spicy Sir? No, smoke always comes out of my ears!
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
How many McDonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and Ive just cashed up.
Hello? Freds Restaurant. Hello! Id like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!