“What’s your name?”, asked the teacher.
“Mohammad,” he replied.
Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.
What’s the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
The difference between a divorce and a circumcision is… in a divorce you get rid of the whole schmuck.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.
Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Did you hear about the Irish lamp post? It peed on the dog.
Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.