Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? In the croakroom!
Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
When is a car like a frog? When its becing toad!
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions? A hot frog!
Whats the world weakest animal? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute? A frog with hiccups!
Whats a toads favorite sweet? Lollihops!
Whats a frogs favorite game? Its croak-et!
Whats a frogs favorite flower? A croakus!