How do frogs die? They kermit suidide!
How did the toad die? He simply croaked.
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said BUK BUK BUK Not sure she was sane she gave the chickens three books and they left.An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said BUK BUK BUK Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water.All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck its head up saying RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. Whats that? asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. Oh, said the manager, thats a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan.