Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’ That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome. Is it common? Well, It’s Not Unusual.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: Does this taste funny to you?
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: A beer please, and one for the road.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.