A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, “I wish I had bigger tits”.
The boyfriend says “Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months”.
“How will that help to make my tits bigger?” asks the girlfriend.
“Well it worked for your ass” says the boyfriend.
Q: Why did the man bring the bowling ball into the bathroom?
A: So he could watch his toilet bowl!
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, “Your thing doesn’t have any skin on it!”.
“I’ve been circumcised.” the other replied.
“What does that mean?”
“It means they cut the skin off the end.”
“How old were you when it was cut off?”
“My mom said I was two days old.”
“Did it hurt?” the kid asked inquiringly.
“You bet it hurt, I didn’t walk for a year!”
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper??
A: Don’t know. Its never been done!!!!
What did the toilet say to the tub?
Who see more butt. Me or you.
Husband: “Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?”
Wife: “I clean the toilet seat!”
Husband: “How does it help?”
Wife: “I use your toothbrush!”
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls
down on top of his penis. He starts screaming and crying. His mom comes
running into the room wondering what’s going on. He tells his mother
“Mommy, the toilet seat fell on top of my penis. Kiss it better.”
“Johnny you are getting more and more like your father everyday.”
His mother says.
How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
We don’t know. Never happens.