Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don’t worry, maam, I’m just passing through.
Category Archives: Ghost Jokes
Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII? She was trying to get ahead!
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because theres no body there!
Why don’t ghosts make good magicians?
Why don’t ghosts make good magicians? You can see right through their tricks.
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
Why did the ghost go to the funfair? He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? Thats when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Who said “Shiver me timbers!” on the ghost ship?
Who said Shiver me timbers! on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.