Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? Its dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain Waiter, theres a Gorilla in my soup!
Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don’t really know – but they’re NUTS about him!
Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight – and monkeyshines!
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighborhoods? They like any jungle – even a blackboard jungle!
Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisements headline enticed him – See Ape-les and die!
Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!
Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!