Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!
Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
Why are Gorillas underpaid? They’re willing to work peanuts!
Who is the Gorillas favorite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
Who is the Gorillas favorite playwright? Eugene O’Neill – who wrote The Hairy Ape!
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon – he knows the ropes!
Which two names figure prominently in every Apes diet? Ben/Anna!