A shady-looking guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy smiles and leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.” In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop.
“Bill, where did he go when he left here?”
“To your house.”
What kind of hair do oceans have? …Wavy hair.
Why was the lady’s hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place!
Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.
Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they’ve lost their locks.