Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Why did the bald man go outside? To get some fresh hair!
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet? When your bald!
Whats your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
Whats a barbers favorite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.
What side of a monster has more hair? The outside!
What should you buy if your hair falls out? A good vacuum cleaner!
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy!
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser? Radio waves!