You’ve failed history again! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones!
Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights!
Why does history keep repeating itself? Because we weren’t listening the first time!
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend!
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons? Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train!
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted Mark Antony!
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives? He liked to chop and change!
Why did Arthur have a round table? So no one could corner him!