You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he cant jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!