Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn’t show up at the church. He got colt feet.
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. One spur? asked the saddler. Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir? No, just one, replied the horseman. If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning. The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, I have to get up at three in the morning.
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.The vet replied, You certainly will, and you’ll probably beat her too!