Category Archives: Horse Jokes

A mean horseman…

A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. One spur? asked the saddler. Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir? No, just one, replied the horseman. If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!

A man has a racehorse…

A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning. The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half asleep says, I have to get up at three in the morning.