Whats the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!
Whats the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Whats a big game hunter? Someone whos lost his way to the match.
What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? Let us prey.
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? Quack! Quack! Quack!
Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, Please, Doc. Hows my friend? Well, answered the M.D., hed be a lot better off if you hadnt taken out his gut!
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.The first redneck says to the other, If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you.After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo.The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do.The redneck answers, Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows.
Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. Quick, said the first, shoot it. I cant, said the second. My gun isnt loaded. Well, said the first, you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesnt.